Wedge Snobon - PE

PORTTER REBOOOOOOOOOT
G e n e r a l :

Name: Wedge Snobon
Gender: Male
Age: 60  Birthday: 7/12
Species: Hippopotamus |  Type: Jock

Occupation: FryCook / Butcher
Hobbies:
-FOOTBOHL
-BASEBOHL
- Creating new bizarre Menu Items
- Old movies

Personality:
BIG, LOUD, and prefers you call him 'Pops', or 'Papa Snobon'. He's as emotionally tough as he is physically. Wedge is probably one of the most friendly faces you will meet anywhere and does his best to eep things that way. He's a chatterbox who is always willing to listen to any gossip or problems anyone may happen to have on hand. As open as he is however, he is a bit of a iron wall when it omes to talking about select portions of his past, but he will no doubt flood yer head with stories of his highschool days when he was the unstoppable force of his school Football team. It is ridiculously easy to befriend him, but at the same time its pretty easy to get on his salty end, dont let him catch ya being a ragamuffin or nuttin.

History:
Wedge has a rather average upbringing, tho most of his molding was  under his fathers jurisdiction.His father was a strict,old fashioned, barge of a man, a MANS MAN. Wedge was raised to be tough as nails and to fend for himself in a great many sorts of situations. As such, while he grew up to be very useful, Wedge started off a reserved, distant man  who kept his feelings to himself, for the majority of his youth, Wedge spent his free time helping his father at their Family owned butchery.  Continuing on, Wedge really got a chance at socializing from junior high and so on. It was here he had a great trouble connecting with others, but he yearned, he craved for understanding and socializing with others. Despite feeling so emotionally alien to everyone around him, Wedge made it his mission to connect with others ... He finally managed to achieve this through the college football team. Football and select other sports were the most sparing forms of recreation his father made available to him, and through that knowledge and his natural/earned strength, he made his way to juvenile stardom, and developed quite the taste for being a damn jolly social butterfly. Just in time too, as soon as he was old enough, he was swayed into Military service.
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He doesnt like to talk too much about it from there, but afterwards he hopped from job to job.moved from town to town, before finally settling in his roots as a Butcher, in which he was quite experienced. He eventually branched into culinary flares as well, where he surprised himself with his self taught ability. Finally he has brought his business to Astromeria, a rather lively town neighboring that of an old friend of his.
Here to you,Pops

E x t r a :

Likes:
Greasy food
Cooking
Arm wrestling
Sports
pretty girls
Gossip
Sweets

Dislikes:
Boring healthy foods
Fireworks
Things that sound like fireworks
Tea
complicated new technologies
Pop music

Funfacts:
Has a collection of over-the-top wigs
old friends with Mayor Bolin Li
Has an expansive family, but no offspring of his own.
Makes the best dang burgers in town
7'9
HEAVY