Seriously though, she's make mountains out of mole hills, Going to Greece? It's not like the place is a stone's throw away! Does she think your made of diamonds or something? Next thing you'll know she'll be asking to go to a Rock n Roll festival! But really, you shouldn't take Miss Art Block for granite. She has a really solid foundation with your fans. It would take some serious stones to get rid of her! Rock on, dude!
...and the Lord Said "Let there be Greece." And beholdeth, there was grease. Grease everywhere, and everyone was covered in grease, the men were covered in grease, the women were covered in grease, the children were covered in grease, the cheerleaders were covered in grease... which is actually a lot less erotic then it sounds, it's really quite disgusting and QUITE disturbing. But never the less there was grease... and the prophet did speak to the lord, "Wrong kind of grease my lord." And the lord did replay "What you wanted gravy instead?"