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Deviousness `ChewedKandi has certainly gone out of her way to keep the vector community on the right path. Always making sure that her talents are infinitely scalable, Sharon has put her bezier curves to excellent use, and firmly anchored herself as an inspirational leader. We're absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for June 2013 to `ChewedKandi. Congratulations, Sharon! Read More
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Sta.sh
A clever trick from a sly old witch
And who to thought this haggish crone
Became a goddess from a bear’s beauty alone
Is that what you truly fear
The telltale signs of age my dear
And yet for all your claims of clever schemes in your head
Twas a bear and bird that made you dead
Even in death you almost one
With your mechanical monster the Hag 1
Armed with lasers, mortars, quizzes and a drill
What a fight and a victorious thrill
But in the end I’ll ask you of my very best
I’m stupid stop giving me all those test
~To Grunty~
To challenge me a year later, is really quite bold.
Your comment flip flops between insults and praise,
Its annoying and dumb, and leaves me in a daze.
You tell me of my life as if you can almost swear,
"No-duh" you ninny, i know, I WAS THERE!
As for my quizzes, HAH-HAH, they will never stop,
brute strength is one thing,but my cunning's on top!
Our games may be old, so dictates this hag
but no doubt its better than no-scopes and teabags.
My rhymes may be rusty, and yours too, you see. . .
its spelled "WON" not, "one"! I'm a grammar Nazi!~
Rhymes can be sexy, no need to disjoint!
-To Grunty-
It's hard to be tolerant in the 'evil magics' biz.
Why doesn't she tell him that he's not her kind?
Or better still, throw him to the bats!
Just complaining about it seems... kinda old hat.
-TO GRUNTY-